Posted 2025-March-26, 14:08
I like Blackshoe's pattern; and use it. Note: "NO PLAY" in the Bridgemates gets pulled into ACBLScor as LATE, so you get that "for free". And the reason to mark it LATE is that ACBLScor will remind you pretty much any time you enter any scores "there's a late play", just in case you forget!
However, one of the joys of a dealing machine is that you frequently have multiple sets of boards (for your webs or your (no-)relay-byes or your second section or whatever) and sometimes you don't need all the sets you made. Now you have a copy of the board to put at that idle table, and don't have to worry about "play this one first".
Or, of course, you haven't done this, but you do have the machine up and hot during the game (because you're making boards for Thursday?) and you can rattle off another copy While You Wait and put that on the idle table.
If you do only have one copy of the board, I would encourage you to start requesting players to "play this one first" at the penultimate round if possible. It could very easily be that that boardset is hard, and the round 8 pairs *also* go late on it - whether too late to start it or just late enough that you *can't* get the last table to play it first doesn't much matter. In that case, at least it's another board that isn't ready to go/has to be played late.
I would make one difference to Blackshoe's pattern, because I prefer being obnoxious at the time to having the game delayed and penalizing people for doing so (or "penalizing for failing to accede to the Director's commands" or whatever). So, I stand at the table, and I hand them the boards in the "right" order, and I tell them to play this board first. Then, when the other pair come back from the bathroom (especially if they're N-S) and switch the boards, I'm right there to tell them again, "play this one first". "Why?" "Because I need it." "Okay." I'll stick around until the first call is on the table, too - yes, I have seen people pull out their cards, sort them, then when the director leaves, put it all back and "play the right board".
(I think I'd also penalize them in a different way if they deliberately ignored my instructions and my patterning - especially if I watched them start the board and then they put it away when I left.. I come to pick up the board 6 or so minutes into the round (or if I'm playing, after *my table* finishes the first board). If they're playing another one, I'll just pick it up and walk off with it. If they tell me they haven't played it yet, well, then, "I told you to play it first so I could take it. You didn't, too late now." I guarantee that that "penalty" will be considered worse than any MP adjustment I give, and they're less likely to ignore me next time!)
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