We had a complete zero against the robots last night at a club event. EW were the robots and bid to a 74% slam and played it well after the KC lead, cashing the ace of diamonds crossing to the ace of hearts, taking pitches on the AK of spades, crossing to the king of hearts and ruffing the last heart with the 9. Basically succeeding when diamonds are 2-2 or there is a stiff honour. Impressive stuff, realising the importance of the doubleton heart. I did like the GS-try of 5H, correctly turned down by East with such poor trump support!
Can anyone improve on the robocops' auction?