[Winstonm]

Scoring: IMP

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Inviso-button Co.
1 Imagination Plaza
Plano, Texas

Dear Sirs:

The above hand came up last night, and in keeping with the modern teaching of aggressive action, my partner and I bid the N/S hands to 4H after East had opened 1C and West responded 1N to my 1S overcall. West had the audacity to double 4H, which as you can see was NOT a success on our part after the lead of the Club 7.

When I take aggressive action, for some unknown reason I cannot convince my opponents that their AK, AK is not really there; however, I have been told of your product by other aggressive bidders, a button which, after making a weak 2-bid vulnerable on 3 HCPs, you can utilize and make the opponents Aces and Kings disappear from their view. I would be very much interested in purchasing your product, and I'm sure you will be hearing from others like myself.

Only one other question: can your product be modified into an inviso-pard button?

Yours truly,

WinstonM

[Winstonm]

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like i said, seriously weird was an underbid

You know, in French, a "loose" translation would be: "Malade la tete". (Sick in the head.)

And no, it's not by the Frito Lay; it's that big, shiny building that shimmers and glimmers and as you get closer to it is simply disappears.

That's why you have to write to them.

WinstonM