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Limericks Speaks for itself

#41 User is offline   Gerben42 

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Posted 2005-June-09, 05:21

On a roll here... For Free:

Frederick Staelens = Red finesse tackler (red because he plays red system Moscito)
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Posted 2005-June-09, 06:47

FRED B. GITELMAN

= BRIDGE-FELT MAN

PS I had a word with Sheri and she told me that had Fred ever had a middle name he would have wanted it to be Bartholemew
gaudium est miseris socios habuisse penarum - Misery loves company.
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Posted 2005-June-09, 06:57

:) :) :lol: :(
laughing so much it hurts
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Posted 2005-June-09, 08:55

Meckstroth: T. Rock Them
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Posted 2005-June-09, 08:57

I like going to tango, but - like in bridge - finding the perfect partner is not always easy...

A bridgeplayer once went to tango
avoiding too much of parlando
thinking about some 3clubs
and cold beer in near pubs
Now he tries out to dance the fandango.
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Posted 2005-June-09, 09:22

Justin Lall: J.L. Nail-Lust
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Posted 2005-June-09, 10:11

I still have that Limerick virus...

An expert played with a beauty from France,
also hoping for an after tourney romance.
She: you didn't give correct count
and messed up the compound,
you self-proclaimed expert! No chance!
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Posted 2005-June-09, 10:27

There was a bridge-player, 42,
Who thought a French expert would do;
After the virtual French kiss,
And the osculatory bliss,
She knew the French couldn't snog too!

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PS if any Frenchmen are offended by this...ne pas probleme :P

PPS

As i have got personal messages asking me what 'snog' means:

Dictionary Definition: verb, noun, Passionate kiss (English slang).

Slothy Dictionary: Snog: An act of communion between 2 people, usually of opposite sex, the whole purpose of which is to determine whether one can perform the party-trick of touching one's uvula with one's tongue.

PPS also want to apologise if anybody, on first reading, misread the word 'uvula'
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Posted 2005-June-09, 11:36

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I still have that Limerick virus...


YOU SAID THE "L" WORD!!!! No-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!

The French played a game called plafond,
with cards that looked horribly wrong,
Vandy renamed the game
Claimed invention for same
Leaving Parisians to yell loudly, "Non!"
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Posted 2005-June-09, 11:50

I think this is totally infantile
To try to make rhymes that are purile
But what the F***
I'll jump on the truck
Even tho this is a manure pile
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Posted 2005-June-09, 11:55

I think this is totally infantile
To try to make rhymes that are purile
But what the F***
I'll jump on the truck
Even tho this is a manure pile

Welcome to MY world, LoL.

WinstonM aka "Seriously Weird" aka "Underbid"
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Posted 2005-June-09, 13:17

There once was a guy named Scott
Who used to play on bbo a lot
But then he got too busy
Wedding plans have him in a tizzy
And bridge withdrawals are making him dizzy
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Posted 2005-June-09, 15:03

2 palookas tried Smith and McKenney
against experts and lost every penny.
They sat there whining loud
and the experts shouted out:
"Better go home now and tell your Nanny!"
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Posted 2005-June-09, 15:13

There was a young chap from Dundee
Who played bridge with a wench on each knee
He said "I think I'm in trouble
..with the next take-out double
This is my first time playing hands-free"

Dog :P
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Posted 2005-June-09, 15:43

Two honeymooners went up to Whitehorse,
And enrolled in a 2-day bridge course;
HE bid the wrong game,
Yet SHE was to blame,
And now they ain't married, but divorced.


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i couldnt let the story end so tragically :P

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They went back to their home-town in Maine,
And they continued to play this great game;
When he bid a grand slam,
they went home and BHAM-BHAM,
and now they are married again.

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(still too tragic)

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Nine months has passed since they played,
With the grand slam he had bid and had made;
She gave birth to some quads,
And hence a Team Squad,
Named Diamond, Heart, Club and Spade.
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Posted 2005-June-09, 16:31

My pard knows I'm under duress,
but he's the one feeling the stress!
When someone says double,
He knows there is trouble,
and incredible chance for a mess!

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Posted 2005-June-09, 20:28

Some more anagrams for your reading pleasure:

FRANCES HINDEN = ENSNARED FINCH


JUSTIN LALL = J. INSULT ALL


ROLAND WALD = LORD AND LAW


FRED GITELMAN = EMIGRANT FLED


Enjoy!
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Posted 2005-June-09, 21:18

FRANCES HINDEN = ENSNARED FINCH


JUSTIN LALL = J. INSULT ALL


ROLAND WALD = LORD AND LAW


FRED GITELMAN = EMIGRANT FLED

AWESOME! LOL
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Posted 2005-June-10, 05:14

I play trembling 3NT and Polished Club,
Tortellini, even old, surely that brings me up!
Forgot how to finesse
(the score was a mess)...
Now no one accepts me, not even as sub :(
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Posted 2005-June-10, 06:00

Oh dear <trost> :(

Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?

Marvin.
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