Since then I have learned a lot about Bridge and how BBO works, so just for fun, I played 14 hands on solitaire this morning so that no actual humans would be offended


1010,-300,990,130,-100,450,-600,420,420,1470,450,-200,650,480 giving a pretty handy positive score in excess of 5000 - I don't recommend this unless you want to get thrown out of the room

Here are a few of my favourites:
Hand 1 OK just warming up - N opens 1♠ E overcalls 3 ♦ I am void in ♥ and have AKQ4 ♠ so 6♠ making 6♠+1 https://tinyurl.com/unjzgqz
Hand 3 6NTS= The bidding was a lot of fun https://tinyurl.com/wll2c9l
Hand 4 This hand very interesting East opens 1♥ I overcalled 4♠ making 11 https://tinyurl.com/w6kluqf. 2/1 suggests 1♥ is 5+♥ and 11-21 HCP causing huge problems with people used to playing SAYC. I would now routinely open 4♥ as East. Clearly, in this unusual hand, South can still overcall 4♠. In most cases The preemptive 4♥ would at least give EW the opportunity to consider the possibility of 5 or 6 if W was stronger.
Hand 5 Just included this one because it comes up a lot I think of them as the 'majors equivalent of a gambling 3NT'. bid 4 with a long rich major like this and an outside trick or two - seems to make most of the time. This one was a bit aggressive.
Hand 9 'The crazy Michaels' Here I am risking a Michaels on a shapely distribution North passes East calls 1♦ I bid 2♦ meaning 5 ♥ and 5 ♠. West passes suggesting that NS have the HCP and North calls 4S making https://tinyurl.com/yx3emvmp.
Hand 10 Saved the best till last - 6NT+1: South opens 1♠ with a singleton A♠ North bids Jacoby 2NT meaning I have a balanced hand with 4 ♠. I take it to mean that North has everything that I don't have and bid 6NT. Effectively the same technique as garbage Stayman - using an artificial bid to get onto the best spot. https://tinyurl.com/ram22f8
Finally, as with many retirees that take up this game again after a decades-long gap it is a great pleasure. The past 10 months have been a wonderful learning experience. The practice hands on BBO rate me as 'Intermediate', so there is still a lot of work to do - I look forward to it.