Posted 2016-July-15, 11:34
Y'all don't understand bridge polls. Bridge polls arise because the obvious option is not right. That, then, tends to exclude a diamond return.
Bridge polls also tend to have as a resolution the play that seems unwise but that has something sexy going on. Leading into the KJx in hearts seems unwise unless you have read or thought about this situation before or apply the first principle and then realize that the heart return has a fun development. Hence, leading a heart starts to stand out.
Bridge polls often have a Monkey option. Including the insane club return as an option might be just completing the four suits, but my take is that the inclusion of the club option is designed to not draw attention to the heart switch as an option.
Finally, what about spades? The spade return is for those who panic unnecessarily. "Safe" is often their choice, so you have to cater to these folks. A spade return could be a "Monkey" option, but it is no silly enough to qualify. Just a normal overly passive option included.
I mean, the poll really is about whether to switch to hearts or not. Sure, a small minority choosing between golf and fishing opt to stay home and miss the nice day, but the real issue is those two. All the obscuring seems to further compel the heart switch as working.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.