Posted 2015-May-21, 09:32
Wow, I wonder how many pages our *extraordinarily natural* EHAA system has. Let's see:
- well, obviously, since we open weak 2s slightly(*) differently from you, we need half a page or so to explain them and their (entirely natural, except for meanings for cuebids and redoubles) followups.
- A few sentences more for our logic on opening at the 3 or higher levels (again, extremely natural).
- 2♣ natural weak 2. That will take some explaining all by itself.
- Okay, we play Keri/NT. But I'm sure we get a pass on an artificial 2♣ call, transfers, and the odd odd invite. Our 3-level bids are a bit unusual, too, but not so much - and they never come up.
- at the 1 level, we play pretty natural. Sure, J2NT, XYZ, semi-forcing NT, fit jump shifts... but basically natural. But, of course, since our openings are Goren-sound, there are a lot of inferences we take and a lot of responses a queen or so lighter than you might expect we have to explain.
- Oh, a line or two about the fact we don't play 2 conventions everybody plays, both involving club bids.
- defensive agreements are also almost completely natural (Michaels cuebids and slighly off-normal meanings for takeout-double-and-bid aside). But again, since the strength of those calls are Highly Unusual, we'll need a half page or so of notes explaining them.
- sure, artificial defence to NT. Who doesn't play one nowadays?
Looks like I've got to two pages of supplementary sheets on a standard WBF card, and a *very full* "Aspects of system opponents should note" section. And I bet we play half the conventions you do, Phil.
Almost everybody who complains that there are too many conventions in the game are actually saying "the opponents play too many conventions I don't". However, when the regulators say "okay, we'll have everybody play this one card, that will bring the play into the spotlight" - it dies a horrible death, because heaven forfend that we can't play *our* useful tools!
I will agree with you that players of conventional calls have an obligation to be able to explain them, and a general responsibility to not play stuff they can't remember. And it's annoying (but frequently lucrative) when that doesn't happen. But if you search my history, you will find that I tend to have more trouble getting explanations out of people playing "standard" systems than the unusual or artificial ones.
(*) has anyone noticed that I occasionally use understatement for emphasis?
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