I was just interested in how people would bid these hands, with South to open. They came up at the club last night and most pairs were in 5♦ (obviously going off), with a couple in 4♠ (which happened to make as ♠ were 3-3).
Our sequence (and I'm not proud of it), playing Acol-ish (and I'm not proud of that, either) was:
South North
1♠ 2♦ (playing a weak NT and a non-forcing 1NT response, this seemed the least of all evils to me, as partner might pass a 1NT response with eg a balanced 15 count, when game would be good))
4♦ 5♦ (partner felt he had to make a strong move as 3♦ is passable. A splinter didn't occur to him, and we hadn't agreed to play them in this situation, anyway. I felt stuck at this stage, and would have liked to try 4NT natural, but doubt it would have been interpreted as such!)