"Keep up the counting patterns. If it doesn't work as you try to go to sleep - try it at the table"
Been there and done that Ben
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After three - almost - sleepless nights of trying to follow Ben's sage advice off to Bridge I went.
Now we (the newbies) decided sometime back that a good defensive strategy would be to arrive early and nab the seats at the Directors table. The logic being that by starting off in the Lion's Den when the bell clanged and E/W were exhorted to "MOVE Please" we would have escaped and be free to roam without fear, furthermore at the start of the evening s/he would be freshened, fed and watered ergo at their most benign ;D
And so Round One
(my P informed me later that I had gone off into a trancelike state :
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I decided to try this 'thinking of hand shapes'.
suddenly
S/he who has their name upon the wall says, "WHAT !! , are you doing " ????
I, too stunned to think of a suitably witty response settled for the simple truth , " trying to figure out the shape of your hand "
LHO, "Don't be ridiculous !!"
S/he who must be obeyed, "WELL - what is it ??"
I (with a beseeching glance skywards and a fervent prayer - "Ben & BBO please don't fail me now " :- ) and with what I hoped was a calm and assured manner, smiled chamingly and said , "5, 2, 4, 2"
BINGO, EUREKA, JACKPOT, HALLELUIAH !!!!!!! ;D ;D
RHO's back snapped upright, the hand shot up, the eyes locked on and the eyebrows headed for the hairline, LHO's chin trembled upon the chest and P's mouth hung open with eyes the size of saucers.
I sat silently whilst thinking , "yes, yes, YES !!!! [glow=red,2,300]I L O V E BBO[/glow]"
The cone of silence remained until "E/W MOVE Please" rang forth.
Sad to say all subsequent attempts at assessing hand shapes failed - dismally LOL - still there's always tonight. PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE
This week, however, I think discretion may be the better part of valour , I'll start practising at Table 2 ;D