After about 18/24 boards it was obvious we weren't doing very well and had nothing to lose. I had already tagged LHO as a perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect whose real skill level was little above novice and a little bit of a bully to go along with it. RHO was the quiet type who never argued with partner but is probably a better player. So when this hand came up I thought I would give one of Kit Woolsey's nuisance bids described in Matchplay a go.
MPs, R v W
xx
AQx
KJTxx
xxx
I gave the background on ops because under normal circumstances I wouldn't dream about bidding on this hand but in these conditions why not

Ops playing 5-card majors.
(1H) 2D (2S) P
(3H) P* (4H) All pass
*With a huge sigh of relief
I knew my bid had worked when I saw dummy and couldn't suppress a slight smile, which I hoped nobody saw:
Axxxx
x
xx
AJxxx
I hadn't had the guts to double but it didn't matter as the other tables got to play quietly in 2H.
I'm sure my bid is more flawed than I acknowledge, wrong vulnerability and about a Queen, at least, light so please feel free to rip it apart.
Regards,
Simon
EDIT Corrected my hand