A useless thread
#1
Posted 2011-November-13, 09:15
♠J6
♥1098743
♦A1065
♣A
2♥ Opening:
-YAY
-yay
-nay
-NAY
Edit: Assume down the middle preempt style (whatever that means, but it does mean the hand is a pass at IMPs)
Which is it?
If yes, what if the heart suit was weaker?
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#2
Posted 2011-November-13, 09:28
Never tell the same lie twice. - Elim Garek on the real moral of "The boy who cried wolf"
#3
Posted 2011-November-13, 09:32
wyman, on 2012-May-04, 09:48, said:
rbforster, on 2012-May-20, 21:04, said:
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#5
Posted 2011-November-13, 09:40
George Carlin
#6
Posted 2011-November-13, 09:53
What is baby oil made of?
#7
Posted 2011-November-13, 10:06
#8
Posted 2011-November-13, 11:11
-P.J. Painter.
#9
Posted 2011-November-13, 12:33
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#10
Posted 2011-November-13, 12:48
Phil, on 2011-November-13, 12:33, said:
As a man who will happily open 2♥ off xx, xxxx, xxx, xxxx in the right seat systemically, this offends me too.
Way too much defence, likely to cause partner to do something stupid. If I open and I would consider it, 1♥ would cross my mind, not 2♥.
#11
Posted 2011-November-13, 15:29
- hrothgar
#12
Posted 2011-November-14, 10:10
Rik
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#13
Posted 2011-November-14, 10:20
♠ J 6
♥ 10 9 8 7 4 3
♦ A 10 6 5
♣ A
Lousy suit, good defense.
Pass.
(I believe that 1st and 2nd seat weak 2s should be descriptive; how can partner decide what to do if your bid can be either
♠ J 6
♥ K Q 10 9 4 3
♦ Q 6 5
♣ J 2
or the original?)
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#14
Posted 2011-November-14, 13:05
the Freman, Chani from the move "Dune"
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#15
Posted 2011-November-14, 14:06