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Official BBO Hijacked Thread Thread No, it's not about that

#1601 User is offline   jjbrr 

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Posted 2010-June-05, 18:39

OleBerg, on Jun 5 2010, 06:07 PM, said:

jjbrr, on Jun 6 2010, 12:56 AM, said:

I'm not sure you know what that word means.

I assumed it was used with this meaning (From Urban Dictionary):

"Clearly one of the greatest adverbs in the English language. Can be used at the start or tacked onto the end of absolutely any - and I mean ANY - sentence for emphasis, adding that extra-special pretentious feeling that one desires in one's speech. Used particularly when the speaker would like to make the person being addressed feel that what is being said is purely common knowledge and that they are utterly retarded for not already knowing it or for disagreeing with it."
Clearly, you don't know what the ***** you're talking about.

i went up to page 5 out of 27 for definitions of gay and couldn't find that definition. suffice it to say that you do, in fact, have no clue what that word means nor how to use it.
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Posted 2010-June-05, 18:41

on the other hand, the first definition

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"1.  gay  20174 up, 3408 down

1. jovial or happy, good-spirited 2. a homosexual male or female 3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity""

seems to hit the nail on the head.
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#1603 User is offline   OleBerg 

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Posted 2010-June-06, 00:04

jjbrr, on Jun 6 2010, 02:39 AM, said:

OleBerg, on Jun 5 2010, 06:07 PM, said:

jjbrr, on Jun 6 2010, 12:56 AM, said:

I'm not sure you know what that word means.

I assumed it was used with this meaning (From Urban Dictionary):

"Clearly one of the greatest adverbs in the English language. Can be used at the start or tacked onto the end of absolutely any - and I mean ANY - sentence for emphasis, adding that extra-special pretentious feeling that one desires in one's speech. Used particularly when the speaker would like to make the person being addressed feel that what is being said is purely common knowledge and that they are utterly retarded for not already knowing it or for disagreeing with it."
Clearly, you don't know what the ***** you're talking about.

i went up to page 5 out of 27 for definitions of gay and couldn't find that definition. suffice it to say that you do, in fact, have no clue what that word means nor how to use it.

Well, I used the word "Gay" in the meaning: Stereotype male homosexual. A meaning that has been in use for centuries.

Take the story about Robin Hood and his 200 gay men. They lived in the forest, clad in leather with no women around. They fought with their "sticks", penetrated other men with their arrows and one of their best was Little John, who was in fact "Real Big". Clearly, it can hardly get any more homo-erotic.

Now, I am not a homosexual, therefore I don't:

- Wear pink.
- Eat salads as a main course.
- Watch musicals.
- Play American football.

Thats the good part of not being gay.

Furthermore, I don't indulge in casual sex with strangers I meet in parks, parking lots or public restrooms.

Thats the bad part of not being gay.
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Posted 2010-June-06, 00:28

jjbrr, on Jun 6 2010, 02:39 AM, said:

OleBerg, on Jun 5 2010, 06:07 PM, said:

jjbrr, on Jun 6 2010, 12:56 AM, said:

I'm not sure you know what that word means.

I assumed it was used with this meaning (From Urban Dictionary):

"Clearly one of the greatest adverbs in the English language. Can be used at the start or tacked onto the end of absolutely any - and I mean ANY - sentence for emphasis, adding that extra-special pretentious feeling that one desires in one's speech. Used particularly when the speaker would like to make the person being addressed feel that what is being said is purely common knowledge and that they are utterly retarded for not already knowing it or for disagreeing with it."
Clearly, you don't know what the ***** you're talking about.

i went up to page 5 out of 27 for definitions of gay and couldn't find that definition. suffice it to say that you do, in fact, have no clue what that word means nor how to use it.

Clearly, my post was about the word "Clearly".
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Posted 2010-June-06, 01:42

http://www.newswire.ca/en/releases/archive...0/03/c6235.html
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Posted 2010-June-06, 02:00

ggwhiz, on Jun 5 2010, 05:33 PM, said:

Football, Ronnie Lott mashed up his little finger in the playoffs and to avoid missing time on the field had it immediately amputated.

With some exceptions I believe this is because their brains have been surgically extracted through their noses before they turned pro, so they don't feel pain.
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Posted 2010-June-06, 02:02

jjbrr, on Jun 5 2010, 07:41 PM, said:

on the other hand, the first definition

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"1.  gay  20174 up, 3408 down

1. jovial or happy, good-spirited 2. a homosexual male or female 3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity""

seems to hit the nail on the head.

a misspelling of goy.
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Posted 2010-June-06, 02:02

It is high time, bacon is recognized as a vegetable.
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Posted 2010-June-06, 02:42

OleBerg, on Jun 6 2010, 03:02 AM, said:

It is high time, bacon is recognized as a vegetable.

not really no matter how high you are at 3 am :)


I am not even going to try and discuss what the word fat means at 3 am...i am too old.
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#1610 User is offline   OleBerg 

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Posted 2010-June-06, 02:51

mike777, on Jun 6 2010, 10:42 AM, said:

OleBerg, on Jun 6 2010, 03:02 AM, said:

It is high time, bacon is recognized as a vegetable.

not really no matter how high you are at 3 am :)


I am not even going to try and discuss what the word fat means at 3 am...i am too old.

Well, it was morning here, when I wrote it, a good time for bacon. But then anytime is good for bacon.
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Posted 2010-June-06, 06:25

To restore peace in this thread, I would suggest, we agree that only the rollerball is a real hijacker's football >>> Jonaaaaathaaan! Jonaaaaathaaan! :D
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Posted 2010-June-06, 07:53

Aberlour10, on Jun 6 2010, 02:25 PM, said:

To restore peace in this thread, I would suggest, we agree that only the rollerball is a real hijacker's football >>> Jonaaaaathaaan! Jonaaaaathaaan! :)

The James Caan way, not that sissy remake.
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Posted 2010-June-06, 08:02

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Posted 2010-June-06, 09:29

OleBerg, on Jun 5 2010, 01:11 PM, said:

Lobowolf, on Jan 14 2010, 07:11 PM, said:

Aberlour10, on Jan 14 2010, 11:08 AM, said:

Al_U_Card, on Jan 14 2010, 11:01 AM, said:

As long as we are talking football, how about that Cardinal's

we have talked about the real football :)

If it's "real" football, how come the goalie gets to use his hands?

What americans call football, is a sissy's game.

- Everybody is covered with extensive padding. (Wouldn't want to feel any pain at all.)
- Everytime anyone has run 10 yeards, everyone stops to catch their breath.
- If you are to clumsy to hold on to the ball, you get three more tries.

No, take a point blank hard-shot soccer ball directly into you balls, just to have your team lose with three goals instead of four, then we might discuss it.

I see you need to go outside your house into your yard. Move to a point about 10 meters from your house, turn and face the house. Now as fast as you can run towards your house while lowering your head and shoulders. Under no conditions stop until you hit the house. You have now learned how to tackle in American football. Oh wait!!! we forgot to tell you to put on your pads and helmet :)
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Posted 2010-June-06, 10:46

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Posted 2010-June-06, 11:35

Heh. Know your subject: http://en.wikipedia....erican_football

Note that there are "American football" leagues in several European countries.

Rollerball? Well, "In the not too distant future, wars will no longer exist. Instead, there will be... Rollerball!"

Robert Heinlein included a discussion of football in his novel Beyond This Horizon, between the Man from the Past (ca. 1929) and a future game designer.

Game designer: Tell me about this "football".
Man From the Past: <short description of the game>
Game designer: Sounds interesting. How many players die during a game?
Man From the Past: What? No one dies!
Game designer: Well, we can fix that.
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Posted 2010-June-06, 12:04

pooltuna, on Jun 6 2010, 05:29 PM, said:

OleBerg, on Jun 5 2010, 01:11 PM, said:

Lobowolf, on Jan 14 2010, 07:11 PM, said:

Aberlour10, on Jan 14 2010, 11:08 AM, said:

Al_U_Card, on Jan 14 2010, 11:01 AM, said:

As long as we are talking football, how about that Cardinal's

we have talked about the real football :P

If it's "real" football, how come the goalie gets to use his hands?

What americans call football, is a sissy's game.

- Everybody is covered with extensive padding. (Wouldn't want to feel any pain at all.)
- Everytime anyone has run 10 yeards, everyone stops to catch their breath.
- If you are to clumsy to hold on to the ball, you get three more tries.

No, take a point blank hard-shot soccer ball directly into you balls, just to have your team lose with three goals instead of four, then we might discuss it.

I see you need to go outside your house into your yard. Move to a point about 10 meters from your house, turn and face the house. Now as fast as you can run towards your house while lowering your head and shoulders. Under no conditions stop until you hit the house. You have now learned how to tackle in American football. Oh wait!!! we forgot to tell you to put on your pads and helmet :)

Well, if it was an average american house, I'd topple it. A North-European house however, I might ask for some padding.
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Posted 2010-June-06, 14:19

The summer rock festivals season has just begun in Germany. I am watching really impressive live set of "Muse" at the Rock am Ring. Forget U2, Muse will be the live act of the summer <<<<I predict :)
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I just saw "Splice," and I'd like to submit the following for consideration: Adrien Brody really looks like it's as if God fucked up - not horribly, but, still, noticably - the first time he tried to make Andy Garcia.
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Posted 2010-June-06, 17:01

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