dan_ehh, on Sep 29 2009, 02:09 PM, said:
Thank you all for the fast responses.
I agree that 4NT should probably be quantitative, however this was not the case. Both players agreed that it is RKCB, they just hadn't discussed whether they play 0314 or 1430, so the 5♣ bidder assumed they play the "more standard" responses.
Does that change anything?
Yes. You are both insane. No one discusses this specific auction, or one like it, to decide that 4NT must clearly be RKCB or 1430 but then never decides whether 1430 or RKCB is in use.
So, we know that you are both insane. We also know that partner, unless so insane that 4NT might have been intended as Stayman, presumably thinks you have 1 or 4, as 3 is ridiculous and as 0 makes his hand too strong.
So, we want to not bid anything except that which will stop the auction.
Now, if we have no idea how to answer Aces, we cannot possibly know whether we play specific or number as to Kings. As a guess, I'd suspect specific, because he seems to have guessed 1430, and 1430 types probably play specific. RKCB types too, but I'd guess that 1430+number is very rare.
So, I have two legitimate options -- 6
♥ with fingers crossed, or pass, as possibly the last making contract that we can actually play.
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