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#41 User is offline   bid_em_up 

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Posted 2009-April-13, 13:55

babalu1997, on Apr 10 2009, 05:08 PM, said:

YESTERDAY I WITNESSED AN EXPERT MAKE A MISTAKE

Only one? Look closer.
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#42 User is offline   JLOL 

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Posted 2009-April-13, 14:22

work is boring
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#43 User is offline   1eyedjack 

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Posted 2009-April-13, 14:39

JLOL, on Apr 13 2009, 09:22 PM, said:

work is boring

Like backing into a brace and bit.

(thank you foghorn leghorn)
Psych (pron. saik): A gross and deliberate misstatement of honour strength and/or suit length. Expressly permitted under Law 73E but forbidden contrary to that law by Acol club tourneys.

Psyche (pron. sahy-kee): The human soul, spirit or mind (derived, personification thereof, beloved of Eros, Greek myth).
Masterminding (pron. mPosted ImagesPosted ImagetPosted Imager-mPosted ImagendPosted Imageing) tr. v. - Any bid made by bridge player with which partner disagrees.

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Posted 2009-April-13, 14:41

poker is not an exact science
... and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic.
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#45 User is offline   kenberg 

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Posted 2009-April-14, 07:26

I'm going to the Shenandoah for a couple of days. Please do your best to run the world without me.
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Posted 2009-April-14, 07:30

Quote

Please do your best to ruin the world without me.


A delicate typo, my friend...
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Posted 2009-April-14, 08:23

I hear voices that command me to kill my neighbours. But I never listen to commands.
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Posted 2009-April-14, 09:12

Fluffy, on Apr 14 2009, 04:23 PM, said:

I hear voices that command me to kill my neighbours. But I never listen to commands.

You are so right, they should ask nicely.
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Posted 2009-April-14, 09:31

I've been doing a lot of squats at the gym the past couple months but beginning last week my back has been KILLING ME!! Same sort of problem I had when I played football back in high school... thinking about taking up yoga.
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Posted 2009-April-14, 09:41

kfay, on Apr 14 2009, 10:31 AM, said:

when I played football back in high school...

Have you ever scored more then 4 touchdowns in a single game, or this high school record belongs still to AL? :P
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Posted 2009-April-14, 09:46

Fluffy, on Apr 14 2009, 09:23 AM, said:

I hear voices that command me to kill my neighbours. But I never listen to commands.

maybe the same voices that often try to squeeze me, to take the finesse in wrong direction :P
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#52 User is offline   matmat 

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Posted 2009-April-14, 10:44

ale jajo
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Posted 2009-April-14, 15:24

Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits has actually had a dinosaur named after him : masiakasaurus knopfleri. should be musiakasaurus knopfleri? :)
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