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#1 User is offline   y66 

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Posted 2009-April-09, 20:10

This thread is for random useless posts. No off-topic stuff please.
If you lose all hope, you can always find it again -- Richard Ford in The Sportswriter
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Posted 2009-April-09, 20:12

Overheard at the New York Auto Show: John Krafcik
By JAMES G. COBB
“Flat is the new up.” — John Krafcik, acting president and chief executive of Hyundai Motor America, explaining why the company’s sales, which have not fallen in tandem with most of the industry, are a cause for celebration.
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Posted 2009-April-09, 20:32

y66, on Apr 9 2009, 09:10 PM, said:

This thread is for random useless posts. No off-topic stuff please.

Didn't you mean to say "No On-Topic posts please"? :D
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Posted 2009-April-10, 01:50

what we've got here is failure to communicate
... and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic.
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Posted 2009-April-10, 04:57

Yesterday I accidentally insulted opps, and since I thought it is the hight of ethics to call the director on your own infractions, I shouted: Director, I am insulting the opponents!

Then one of the opponents said that it was condoned because I just said he was stupid which was a fact. The other opp shouted "Helene, stop seeking attention!"

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Posted 2009-April-10, 05:05

i got kicked out from a bbo tourney because i said to my p 'sorry, I'm a moron' and was accidentally sent to the tourney chat. my p and opps jumped to my defence saying my decisions were indeed quite moronic, but the TD accepted none of that :rolleyes:
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Posted 2009-April-10, 05:37

Just "shows to go ya" that, in here, any thread will engender some sort of response... :rolleyes:

(Memo to self: Gotta get a life!) :rolleyes:
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Posted 2009-April-10, 05:45

helene_t, on Apr 10 2009, 12:57 PM, said:

Yesterday I accidentally insulted opps, and since I thought it is the hight of ethics to call the director on your own infractions, I shouted: Director, I am insulting the opponents!

You should be punished for wasting the directors time! :rolleyes:
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Posted 2009-April-10, 05:51

http://www.uselessid.net/ :rolleyes:
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Posted 2009-April-10, 07:22

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Didn't you mean to say "No On-Topic posts please"?


This sounds like constructive criticism to me. The ability to give and receive constructive criticism is incredibly useful imo -- in life and in bridge -- and therefore off-topic in this thread.
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Posted 2009-April-10, 08:23

gwnn, on Apr 10 2009, 06:05 AM, said:

i got kicked out from a bbo tourney because i said to my p 'sorry, I'm a moron' and was accidentally sent to the tourney chat. my p and opps jumped to my defence saying my decisions were indeed quite moronic, but the TD accepted none of that :rolleyes:

And here we see another example of the stupidity of "zero tolerance". :rolleyes:
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Posted 2009-April-10, 08:24

A leader to bank on?

Jamie Dimon knows the bank business. He's boring too.
If you lose all hope, you can always find it again -- Richard Ford in The Sportswriter
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Posted 2009-April-10, 13:10

I would like to contribute links to 2 other threads in the water cooler that fall under this same category:

http://forums.bridge...showtopic=31368
http://forums.bridge...showtopic=31380
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Posted 2009-April-10, 13:23

hmmm, maybe a right place to discuss such topics like: Is American Football a real football or only handball with strange rules ;)
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Posted 2009-April-10, 15:44

i want bbo to have a rating system !!!!!

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Babalu just wanted a shoulder to cry on, is that too much to ask for?
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Posted 2009-April-10, 15:54

babalu1997, on Apr 10 2009, 04:44 PM, said:

i want bbo to have a rating system !!!!!

That is a topic so absurd that it doesn't even warrant discussion in this thread! ;)
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Posted 2009-April-10, 16:08

YESTERDAY I WITNESSED AN EXPERT MAKE A MISTAKE

View PostFree, on 2011-May-10, 03:57, said:

Babalu just wanted a shoulder to cry on, is that too much to ask for?
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Posted 2009-April-10, 16:12

babalu1997, on Apr 10 2009, 05:08 PM, said:

YESTERDAY I WITNESSED AN EXPERT MAKE A MISTAKE

Poor you, I suggest you see a psychiatrist for it! ;)
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Posted 2009-April-10, 16:15

Experts make the most mistakes because when intermediates make mistakes they are actually making their normal plays.

(That probably didn't make any sense. I'm so drunk!)
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Posted 2009-April-10, 18:21

"Everything that guy over there just said is bulls%*$. Thank you."

-Joe Pesci as Vincent Laguardia Gambini in "My Cousin Vinny."

Hope that's random enough.
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