whereagles, on Sep 6 2007, 07:35 PM, said:
There's nothing wrong about the destructive 1♠ bid and it's up to the authorities, not the players, to decide whether it's legal or not.
Why are the opponents supposed to assume that someone who plays such a ridiculous bid would have common sense? And one person's common sense is not always so common to other people. "When I feel like it" means the choice is based upon mood, not something to do with the hand. So if the choice is based on the offensive nature of the hand, the explanation is not true.
How can you say they have to ask AGAIN to ascertain partner's style? The entire meaning of the bid is partner's style! It's the exact same type of answer as if I say to you "can you answer the phone" and you say "yes I can" but don't do it unless I follow with "would you please do it??"
BTW I just remembered, I wish I could find it (anyone?) but there is a fairly old appeal in one of the casebooks on the ACBL website where someone opened 1♠ in 3rd seat, the opponents asked and were told it could be a short suit, they asked when, and were told "when I feel like it". This ended up not only losing that side the appeal (I forget the exact bridge issue involved), but earned them a lambasting from every casebook commentator. I realize that is not an exact quote of what you said your explanation would be, and is in fact quite ruder, but it still seems worth mentioning.