Ability to think Logically
I just feel that if this were not the case we would be backin the dark ages
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Man greatest Quality and why?
#2
Posted 2006-March-18, 09:20
The ability to infuriate his famale cohabitating partner by leaving the toilet-seat up.
gaudium est miseris socios habuisse penarum - Misery loves company.
#3
Posted 2006-March-18, 09:22
...The ability to confuse his female cohabiting partner by leaving the toilet-seat down.
gaudium est miseris socios habuisse penarum - Misery loves company.
#4
Posted 2006-March-18, 09:25
...The ability to adapt his excretory habits when his female cohabitating partner has put a Yale lock on the toilet-door.
gaudium est miseris socios habuisse penarum - Misery loves company.
#5
Posted 2006-March-18, 11:51
A sense of humour, wit, charm, generosity, patience, manners, honesty, brains..
why? you figure it out (if you have brains)
And if you dont have all those, then a big bank account will suffice
why? you figure it out if you're generous
why? you figure it out (if you have brains)
And if you dont have all those, then a big bank account will suffice
why? you figure it out if you're generous
You know its time to diet, when you nod one chin and 2 others second the motion :)
#6
Posted 2006-March-23, 06:02
The ability to keep a relationship going when female partner no longer co-habiting....
gaudium est miseris socios habuisse penarum - Misery loves company.
#7
Posted 2006-March-23, 06:40
We can read maps. And we don't need to.
If you lose all hope, you can always find it again -- Richard Ford in The Sportswriter
#8
Posted 2006-March-23, 07:45
A few weeks ago I participated in two different commitee meetings in the local housing community. Here's the minutes from comitee A:
- Hey, we need new sofas for the living room, don't we?
- Sure, what about some lighter-colored furniture? I'm sick of all this dark-blue stuff.
- Those sofas we have are all fine and besides we don't have any money.
- Should we go to Ikea next sunday, then?
- Why, we're not going to by sofas, why do we need to go to Ikea?
- It's such a charming store, and we can have breakfast there, too, in the restaurant, and talk about things.
- I hate Ikea, especially on sunday, then I'd rather just go ordinary dead.
- Ok, let's move on with the agenda. Niet Lullen Maar Doen (NLMD, don't gossib but act)
- Hey, that's a good one for our NLP training, what could we use as a slogan ... "Niet Lullen Maar ...." ... "Praten?"
- Well, not exactly ....
(and so on and so on, after one hour we still hadn't decided anything nor done anything). And here's the minutes from Comitee B:
- Hey, this board is way too low. Let's lift it. Give me a hammer.
(Klonk Bonk Crash Auuuuw!)
- Hey, this panel is in the way. Can you screw it out?
- No, this f....king screwdriver is not up to it, let's just smash it ...
(Klonk Bonk Crash Auuuuw!)
- We will need to turn the holders by 45 degrees. Do we have some suitable panels to mount them on?
- No, we need the blacksmith to do that, I'll talk to him on monday.
- Ok, see you next weekend then. Bye.
You can probably guess which of the two commitees was dominated by men and which by women .....
- Hey, we need new sofas for the living room, don't we?
- Sure, what about some lighter-colored furniture? I'm sick of all this dark-blue stuff.
- Those sofas we have are all fine and besides we don't have any money.
- Should we go to Ikea next sunday, then?
- Why, we're not going to by sofas, why do we need to go to Ikea?
- It's such a charming store, and we can have breakfast there, too, in the restaurant, and talk about things.
- I hate Ikea, especially on sunday, then I'd rather just go ordinary dead.
- Ok, let's move on with the agenda. Niet Lullen Maar Doen (NLMD, don't gossib but act)
- Hey, that's a good one for our NLP training, what could we use as a slogan ... "Niet Lullen Maar ...." ... "Praten?"
- Well, not exactly ....
(and so on and so on, after one hour we still hadn't decided anything nor done anything). And here's the minutes from Comitee B:
- Hey, this board is way too low. Let's lift it. Give me a hammer.
(Klonk Bonk Crash Auuuuw!)
- Hey, this panel is in the way. Can you screw it out?
- No, this f....king screwdriver is not up to it, let's just smash it ...
(Klonk Bonk Crash Auuuuw!)
- We will need to turn the holders by 45 degrees. Do we have some suitable panels to mount them on?
- No, we need the blacksmith to do that, I'll talk to him on monday.
- Ok, see you next weekend then. Bye.
You can probably guess which of the two commitees was dominated by men and which by women .....
The world would be such a happy place, if only everyone played Acol :) --- TramTicket
#9
Posted 2006-March-23, 07:58
our ability to pretend we don't get it, as helene said here
http://forums.bridgebase.com/index.php?sho...=0entry125071
http://forums.bridgebase.com/index.php?sho...=0entry125071
"Paul Krugman is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like." Newt Gingrich (paraphrased)
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